Thursday, 29 October 2009

Liverpool 2 - Scum 0 . . . oh and the Nags.


What better way to recover from a hang over, than watching El Nino help to dominate an average, over achieving (this season) Man U side.

Ahhhhhh it was bliss . . . .

I went to Aintree on Saturday for my mates birthday. I have never really been a big fan of the nags tbh, I haven't been to the races in a while and as with certain online pokay sites I have alot of consipracy theories regarding horse racing. IT'S CROOKED SIMPLES.

BUUUUUUUUUUUT I had a fantastic day, apart from winning a tidy sum of filthy crooked lucre, everything else about the day itself was spot on to. Got a full fry up with the lads at Wetherspoons prior to grabbing a case of the lager from le'offy and hopped on the train.

Incidentally if you ever want to feel better about your sorry lives head to your local Spoons at 9.30am on a Saturday, it really can put your own life in perspective!!

A few cans and banter later and we land at Aintree, we were dressed for the whole day and night so shoes smart jeans and collar, we felt for just a standard Aintree meet suits would be a bit much! How wrong we were, 80% of the lads there were suited and booted and the majority of ladies looked amazing. The original 8 invited became 6 on the day, following two people dropping out, so we split into to two Syndicates of 3, each putting a £5 bet on each race (Obv we did our own individual bets to) so each sydi had £15 riding on a race. All picks were done seperately so if we doubled up on a horse so be it. We also pust £5 into a kitty and the Syndi that won the most races scooped the pot!! We had it locked by race 5 with 3 winners to the others 1 niiiiiiiiiiiice. So bragging rights to us.

Got thoughly smashed on the return trip and ended up in Preston for the night. 10's was our first port of call, the only way to start a night out in Preston is with a few naked lap dances, it's even better pulling out a roll of £20's won at the GG's, in front of the gaggle of hotties when getting your first drink. We stayed for a couple of hours and met and chatted to the majority of the ladies. One girl who now thinks I'm an up coming internet ahem adult themed photographer, has memorised my email address (Apparently they can't write numbers or whatever down) Thought she was just blagging me, but low and behold Monday at work check my emails and she had sent a note at 10am on the Sunday, (She must have felt the length during one of the dances I had with her, shes only human at the end of the day!) she basically emailed for more info on what I do. I think I'm in total love with her, she is just stunning!! During our dances and chats I gave her the: I can pobably get her set up with a web site on a reputable porn tube, if she did some sample shots/vids, the content is up to her i.e. teaser shots or full on hardcore cock jockeying . . . HEY I WAS DRUNK!! I had a couple of dances with her and a lesbian one with her and one of her pals, she has the most perfect looking phaginca I have ever seen and gave her mate a right good digiting during the dual show . . . !! She now wants to do a sort of casting type thing to see if she's suitable!! Hmmmmmm . . .

Poker - completed my 20 sessions, I seem to have took my foot off the gas it seems, finished nicely in profit though, but it seems the sessions got longer and my booming start has settled into a steady grind, but the bad sessions have vanished the worst was a $6 up sesh!? I can't put my finger on it, my aggressions dropped as in tandem have the bad beats. I suddenly seem to be getting check raised all over the shop and obv the usual cash game rake inducing setups seem to be just as regular. My results for those are on my lappie so will post next time. But would love to get something done on the tracking front I have given up trying with HEM. Won't even load now after numerous uninstall, reinstalls!!!

G Casino tonight should perk me up meeting, No Cash and Burnley Mik, for the weekly £40 triple chance freezeout. ONE TIME!!! Gets a healthy 85-90 runners so a deep run will be scccchweet.

Ends




3 comments:

rubbish said...

Funny how you haven't mentioned last nights match where Arsenal U11's stuffed you?
Hope you had a good night and shipped a few quid.

Mr Origami said...

lol, are you getting the couch ready for the young lady mate?
Top result against the mancs and ffs rooobish let the arsenal thing go ;)

Dream of Vegas said...

@ Rubbish, thanks for the comments re-my neice in the last post shes spot on now. As for your Liverpool comments three words "Mickey Mouse Cup" and to be fair I thought we played OK to it was a good game.

@ Mr.O, the couch mate, is a very distinct possiblity if I break up with the missus in the near future ha ha. As for the schexy girl from 10's if said split did happen, the £40 a night Ibis near the motorway would be booked in a sec for a free video/photo shoot on my erm state of the art 5 year old camcordrd and a handful of throw away camera's ha ha. . . . I'm sure she wouldn't smell a rat after our two hours in the bar before hand!! ;o)