Hope you all had a good Xmas and have a very very Merry New Year!! All the best Ladies and Girls.
I have almost recovered and have had a rather family orientated festive period and it has been great. Me and my Bro nearly coming to blows twice were but a blip and we laughed it off at my Neices 1st birthday on Saturday and got drunk again. I love my girlfriend more than ever (This time last year we weren't talking, so running good) and I was looking forward to coming to work this morning!!! I swear I'm not sure whats happening to me!!! I haven't had a whiff of drugs either so I'm at a loss as to my good humour.
Anyways enough of my hapenis . . . For any that read this truly amazing, roll in the aisles funny blog of mine on a regular basis, you will notice I haven't posted for awhile. I feel I must apologise for the lack of updates and also apologise not posting two of my most memorable moments of 2009. One word:
L A Z Y !!
So I have come up with a plan . . . A vote of sorts. As I can't be arsed writing a review kinda catch up post of the year I will devote my attentions to either:
1. My Mates stag trip to Poland, 3 nights of excess and debauchery cut short for me and the stags older brother, that saw me spend a night in a Polish mental institution a second night in a Polish prison, not holding cells, A PRISON!!!! and potentially facing 3 months inside until we were put on trial!
or
2. Raise the River Notts meet, where I met such respected erm . . . anomalies as (Imagine these names in that X Factor voice over guys voice, for added comic value!) Amatay, Rubbish, NoCash, Mr Origami, Cogs, Longy, dD and guest appearances from BurnleyMik and Ant1966.
Let me know which you would prefer. (If you're bothered)
FINAL BANK ROLL 2009.
Current online (Various Aquariums) = $709.54
Current live poker acc = £1090. (I have taken £3000 out, to be explained in a later post.)
Total profit/loss 2009 = + £3346.90 (+ £4417.81)*
Online = + £2382 (£3161) (-£70)
Live (Casino/Pub/Home) = + £964.90 (1256.80) (even)
*Brackets denote best and worst for 2009.
Ends.
5 comments:
Blog on both u lazy mf! loving the satalite,lmao.
Happy new year mate.
Polish stag do obv, as I roughly know what happened at the rtr meet.
Don't forget to leave out the bits where you got butt fucked, both trips I believe so Amatay told me.
Polska ftw
Is that right Rubbish, no doubt when you were both comparing Cogs and dD's bedroom performances with you both, throwing me in to the mix to spice it up as you friend jacked each other. (You rugby lot are filthay!)
And such reverse psychology to boot, you would love to read an account, tissue in hand, that involved the deflowering of my "barking spider"
so far:
Polska. 4 v 1 RtR DtD trip. (I'll take both Ants votes into consideration)
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