1 - 0 and fuck off you cheating bastard Manc linesman!! Nice to see a ref making correct, tough decisions!!
2 - 0 Tried his best to miss bless him, but great run!!
3 - 0 Goal of the game, perfect counter, then Yossi's vision to pick Kuyt out when Torres was the easier but probably least productive option at that point was genius! Perfect first time cross and a tidy bink from El' Nino!
3 -1 It wasn't long before our wall decided to jump over a free kick giving Reina no chance and started to have visions of Utd's hilarious exit from the Champs League!
4 - 1 BUUUUUUUT NO . . . A Messiesque dink over the keeper following a perfect through ball and we're home and dry. Torres is God!!!
A special mention must got to my Hero of the week . . .
"Hey zis itz ezzzzay ezzzzzay ezzzzzzzay!"
Bayern, Robben Fergie and Utd . . . PRICELESS. Poor Wayne rushed back because they are a one man team now Ronaldo has gone!
At least when playing for England this summer, he'll be surrounded by class and be alot happier!
Also congrats to Fulham, knocking the German champions out, winning both legs to! That boy Zamora is on fire and has got to be considered for England, certainly ahead of Heskey!! . . . Just hope they don't carry this hot streak to Anfield this Sunday! Could be a rehersal for a Europa final, although Athletico Madrid are tough, tough proposition. Torres will be so up for those two legs though can't wait!!
Enough of Liverpools greatness . . . A load of my mates have gone to Ladies Day at Aintree today lucky fooks! As such it is the National tomoz and not being one for the Nags, I have abs no idea what to go for, so any tips would be appreciated thanks! (Except off Richeh, think his last tip's still running! ;o)
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This is the funniest post i've ever seen!!
Looooooooool
Europa League Winners - Liverpool
League Position - 4th??
Great season for Liverpool..
One man team now Ronaldo has gone, you're a no man team now alonso has gone arn't you?? i suppose you do have aquilani and johnson, i wish united had spent £38million on those two and finished a maximum of 4th and got to the europa league semi final x x
My question is will you get 4th or are Man City going to the team to do it.. with a game ahead of everyone else Rafa has a lot of work to do!
yeah rafa has to guard the doors in Phoenix nights with his mate paddy....
@ United113 lol . . . Hey we bought Aquilani for 5 years not 3 erm sorry 9 months!! Oh the fact he maybe off to Juve in the summer is just rumour!!
Johnson or Neville? Hmmmmm . . . Tricky one!! Lets see one is 1st choice for England an exciting skillful attacking full back and one of the best crossers of the ball the country has or . . . an over the hill ugly gob shyte, who occasionally staggers across the half way line before getting a nose bleed and needing resussitation and when he does occasionally turn on the ball, by the time he's finished I've made a brew watched the latest episode of The Wire and washed all the dinner pots!
No man team? Gerrard, Torres, Mascherano, Johnson, Reina would all walk into Utd's team.
True, true, Alonso was a big loss mate, but he was never classed as the best player in the team. It was a badly handled situ really.
Your lucky Fergie is so adept in the transfer market! Eric Djemba Djemba, Kleberson, Massimo Taibi!!Oh and the selling of Jaap Stam!! Genius. looool.
@ Danny - I think 4th may be a stretch now, it's well out of our hands although if we can manage 12 point out of our last 15 we may just nick it, injusries and bad form induced by stupid politics behind the scenes has scuppered us this year.
Right just off to watch Robben scoring on You Tube again! It does brighten my day.
No man team? Gerrard, Torres, Mascherano, Johnson, Reina would all walk into Utd's team.
hahahahahahahaahahah Torres plays how many games a season? Reina.. come on... Johnson?!?!? No way £18m out of your budget for a defender is anywhere near a good idea. Masherano.. lol delusional..
Talking about transfer markets then, Ngog he's class isn't he? Keane, Crouch, Insua shall i go on?!?! Good luyck finishing 4th, we'll take out 3 titles in a row and 2 champions league finals in a row..
Good luck in the europa league though, honestly... I wish United could win that or even enter it sometimes, but unfortunately we always seem to get past the group stage. Saying that you'll be in it next year as well won't you?? Torres that good, if spain do well in the world cup, is torres going to play in the europa league next year?!?! course not...
Still, hearing from Liverpool fans with delusions of grandeur who really don't know their place in the grand scheme of things does brigten my day up ...
Dont take a bit of notice mate, not winning the league is not winning the league whether your 2nd, 4th or 5th right? And winning in Europe is winning in Europe...unless your utd of course lol ;-)
yeah and to be fair, fergusson is an annoying useless twat at the moment. If liverpool get mourinho in the summer i'd be worried...
yeah and to be fair, fergusson is an annoying useless twat at the moment. If liverpool get mourinho in the summer i'd be worried...
"fergusson is an annoying useless twat"
Ahhh the loyalty of the Arm Chair Manc is as ever a splendid sight! :o)
Mourinho won't come to us, unless we have the Yanks sell up n fck off and we have some money in the transfer kitty!
arm chair manc?!?!?
This is exactly why Rugby is a better sport :)
Dont take a bit of notice mate, not winning the league is not winning the league whether your 2nd, 4th or 5th right? And winning in Europe is winning in Europe...unless your utd of course lol ;-)
Thats REALLY funny. Must be a liverpool supporter... they know loads about NOT winning the premier league don't they? and don't liverpool class their "treble" as the FA Cup, Uefa Cup and Charity Shield?? They probably have trophies for the under 7 egg and spoon race they class as "proper" trophies somewhere...
So So funny all the Liverpool fans being on top of the world cos there in europa league semi's. I personally don't give a shit (i'm a sheff U Fan, we've had a shit season too, but were admitting it) and yet one of the (BIG) 4 Liverpool are piping up cos there in the semi final of a 2nd rate competition that United (man united that is) would hang there heads in shame about being in !
Just my 2c
Make the most of every situation IMO DOV you can only win what you are in!!! United can't hold 3 - 0 lead they deserve shit all. Ignore the tossers. The loyalty in United13s comment sums up most Mancs, 3 b2b titles and still gives Fergie shit, Plastic Manc. LUFC LUFC LUFC
It keeps getting funnier and funnier..!!!
@ Greg, I'm not deluded mate, I know exactly where we are at. As I said it was a post to celebrate a quality performance and victory and to demonstrate how to hold a 3 - 0 lead at home.
I have no dellusions about our season, but will make the most of the good times and I'm sorry no matter what competion you are in it is an acheivement to win it. The calibre of teams we will have to over come "if" we get to the final can't be denied. It's a prestigious trophy, obv the Champs league's a better trophy, but who remembers 2nd place? Apart from Utd fans, with there back to back finals!! We made two finals in 3 years? Soooo . . .
To be fair with Torres out and West Ham result aside, I struggle to see where the goals are coming from, unless Gerrard gets on his game. Which to be fair he looked good at Anfiels last night.
But I'm behind my club and I'm behind Benitez, our main problems lie with those greedy Yanks! £800 million get real you stupid bankrupting cunts.
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