NPF . . . The Aftermath!!!

. . . Still.

This isn't a write up; I don't have the mental faculty’s atm to remotely do last weekend any kind of justice!!!

I'm slowly plotting from memories various parts of the weekend and trying to put them in cohesive order.

Here are 3 undeniable facts of the weekend though.

1. Never listen to me if driving somewhere and I insist I know a "quicker" way, EVER!!!

2. Trying to chat a pretty hot lesbian up by insisting you’re a lesbian to, doesn't work at all!!!

3. Double bacon, cheese burgers with onions and what passes for relish from a dodgy burger van do not, I repeat do not help in any way to cure 2 day hangover!!! Although they will give you your weekly calorie allowance in one heart stopping shot!!!

And always abide by the following . . .

Ends.